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private law

Law dealing with enforcing private matters, like wills, trusts (trust funds), and such.

According to Private Law, and his grandfather's will, his claim on his inheritance was right.

by Easy Eve January 28, 2016


Privation

It’s good because I takes the slaves work harder.

Hym “Privation is good so let’s print 2 trillion dollars and tank the economy. Dr. Jeepjorp won’t be effected. Unless someone takes it into their own hands... Nah.. that’ll never happen.”

by Hym Iam September 27, 2022


Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

by cremedecaca November 22, 2021


private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.

Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.

by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023


Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.

Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm

by jankotrantry October 12, 2022


Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.

Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023


Club Penguin Private Server

An unlicensed emulation of the now-defunct massively multiplayer online (MMO) game Club Penguin. Often shortened to CPPS, these servers frequently contain custom items, rooms, or other features not present in the original game. While they first became popular in 2010, their popularity increased following the Club Penguin's discontinuation in 2017 and the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020.

Notable CPPSs, operating and defunct, include Club Penguin Rewritten (2017-2022), Club Penguin Online (2017-2020), New Club Penguin (2020-present), and Club Penguin Journey (2023-2024, 2024-present).

I never see any kids on a Club Penguin private server; it's all late-teens and 20's desperately clinging to their childhoods.

by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024