DK Punch

The act of winding up your arm and throwing a punch, much like Donkey Kongs signature powerful attack from the Smash Brothers series.

Man 1: Why is Donkey Kong glowing now?
Man 2: OH MAN! MOVE HURRY!!
Man 1: ?
Man 2: *Donkey Kong throws an unbelievably overpowered DK Punch sending Man 1 flying towards the moon a bloody meat bag with shattered bones*

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Zucker Punch

zucher punching usually occurs between two friends. Friends get a good idea and start a business. They work really hard on it together for a while until one friends decides to rip the other friend off for millions and millions of dollars. this is a zucker punch.

My pal Ted and I start bacefook but i stole the idea and made it my own. I am now a millionaire, boy I zucker punched ted good.

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Word punch

A verbal blow to someone's ego.

Person1: "You are the biggest failure I have ever met."
Person2: "Ouch, word punch!"

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purchase punch

A mixture of Hawaiian Fruit Punch and some sort of cheap grain alcohol or cheap Vodka (such as Dubra) and mixed and stored in a plastic shelf from a dorm storage unit. Often found at large parties and similar to jungle juice. Popular at Purchase College.

Yo! I got a bottle a' Dubra and two bottles of punch, let's make some purchase punch and charge freshman five bucks for a party!

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pie punching

When someone shares your girls pussy but takes uneven turns thus creating a "bad cut". So you punch her right in her greedy pie!

Man my girl Peachy was supposed to let the eight of us have a piece but she's been giving uneven cuts, so I punched her in the pie. Pie punching

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Pony Punch

Similar to the donkey punch, but without penetration of any kind (but still with the punch).

Dude did you see Malcolm Reynolds dryhump that chick?

Yeah! He totally pony punched her!

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municipal punch

noun. tap water. usually used to describe tap water in a city where you never drink from the faucet.

Lemon Flavored Municipal Punch: tap water with sliced lemons to disguise the nasty taste.

Host: You want a drink?
Guest: Sure, I'm really thirsty.
Host: Oh, man. Sorry, all I've got is some municipal punch.
Guest: You got any Lemon Flavored Municipal Punch then?

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