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A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character
Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa
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The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.
“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”
It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.
Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!
01.) The warm titties of a female
Dude, I had my face all over those sweater puppies!
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When an older woman or man is kept by a wealthy younger man.
That young guy with the old guy must be a hooker. Nope, that sugar puppy is the one paying.
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when flicking the bean for so long the eventual orgasm equates to the overwhelming joy found when 300 fluffy puppies pounce on you to frolic.
My finger cramped up but I gave her a puppy attack that left her smiling for days.
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