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A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.
Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.
When a person accidentally touches a laptop screen like it's an interactive smart phone or iPad!
"LOL. Did you just dumb-push again? It's a laptop screen silly, not an iPhone/IPad!"
"Oh man... I just dumb-pushed my lappie! I need to take a disco-tech break!"
To poop in the shower and push it down the drain with your toes.
Alternatively known as the WAFFLE STOMP.
Tootsie refereeing to a nick name for toes also tootsie rolls look like turd logs.
Hey bud, you’re out of toilet paper so I just did a tootsie push and showered.
This means "pushing paper" as in spending a lot of money (cash paper bills).
Specifically, it refers to spending money after you've earned a lot of it. You're both stacking chips and then pushing p.
A Real Housewife who just spends her husband's money all day isn't really "pushing p," even if she is spending a lot of money.
"Did you see Bru Bru's new ride?"
"Yeah I did, mother fucker's pushing p."