Alpha q

A teen sexting code, means "I'll fuck you." Usually used by middle schoolers to avoid getting caught by their parents.

Marty: Hey Maureen, alpha q baby ;)

Maureen: Oh yeah big boy ill give u extra credit ;)

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q-dick

When one sticks ones dick in their partners ear.

(Ear fucking someone)

Dan: "Did you slay her last night?"
Tim: "Nah bro, but she let me q-dick her."
Dan: "Oh that must have been tight"

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Q-Theory

The latest coinage of Link Starbureiy's string theory or M-Theory, where the letter 'Q' represents quantum.

First string theory, then M-Theory, then on to F-Theory, and now Q-Theory. Wow, physics really is fun!!

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q ball

when a girl shaves off all her pubs.

I don't like to have a q ball it makes me feel like a little girl!

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P's and Q's

This axiom, regardless of its origins, has been common in post-victorian Britain as an abbreviation of 'to mind your manners' or, more specifically, to say both 'please' (p's) and 'thankyou' (thank-Q).
Thus the phrase 'watch your p's and q's' has been in use to encourage people to speak politely, especially children, who remember such phrases better than just instructions.

Kid 1: You spill my pint?
Kid 2: feck off!
Mum: Oi, watch you're p's and q's!
Kid 2: Sorry. Feck off, please.

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Fashion Q

A botique located in select cities in the west. Sells cheap clothes, that run extremely small, and usually start shredding the day after you buy them.

Oh no! I bought this shirt at Fashion Q yesterday, and it's already shredded.

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Q-shit

Unbelievable or fantastical, delusional "drops" by internet mystery man and phenomenon "Q." Similar to bullshit.

Who is Q? Q is followed by conservatives who speculate that "Q" is a code word for President Trump, whom it is believed either is Q or is in league with "Q." Drops or cryptic messages about the Trump Administration started on 4Chan and evolved to 8Chan where they appear currently.

Personally, I don't believe in those drops by Q, I think its a bunch of q-shit.

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