Rim Job

the action of licking ((usually in a circular motion)) of the anus.

When Hannah dearest gave Hobis a rim job, she did not expect to be met with the pugent smell of feces.

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Crack a rim

To act foolishly or recklessly with a vehicle, usually under the influence of one or more mind altering substances, to the point of damaging the vehicle.

Shortly after drinking at home, Kyle and Jared couldn't even make it out of the neighborhood without cracking a rim.

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Rim Rocker

A turd that is large enough in length and/or width to tear the skin of your ass hole. Bleeding may occur, however it is usually not profuse. After you have experienced a Rim Rocker, the inner fibers of your ass may feel like they are dangling helplessly and may take hours to repair itself.

"Good God Henry," said I, "that steaming brick of meat that you planted into our lavatory is comparable to the Great Wall of China." But it was too late, Harry had died from blood loss.

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Rim Rider

A rim rider is the absolute pinnacle of faggotry, referring to someone who is not only a faggot, but a faggot's faggot.
This person has achieved such peak levels of faggotry that they are in fact incapable of sexual acts involving a penis, instead having to press assholes with another man, bouncing up and down, or "Rim Riding".

"Hey, someone go tell that rim rider to stop leaving glitter everywhere!"

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rim-buddies

rim-buddies are dudes who like to get together and rim each other, sometimes simultaneously, and then fuck each other.

My roomie, Matt, and I are rim-buddies!

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rim-chair

A rim-chair is a stool with adjustable legs and a toilet seat so you can lower it right over a sitting guy's mouth & tongue so you can give his boy-hole a Randy Rim-Job.

Chris bought us all a rim-chair so now Matt and I can give each other a Randy Rim Job!

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salted rim

licking stubble on a man's asshole,
also a method in bartending (e.g. Margarita, salty dog)

"Hey, how about another Salty Dog!"

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