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When you have a perfect Penis to Vagina ratio...
“my friend Dave and I are going on a double date, that means there’s a perfect. P V ratio!”
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The size of a woman waist in contrast to the size of her ass. Normally this is seen on women with like a 40 plus ass with a 20 something waist.
JoiRydah, Elke The Stallion, CoCo Austin, Siobahn Ford, Angela Finney, Ass To Waist Ratio
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A mathematical relationship between the potential amounts of pleasure versus competition in any given point in space-time, as denoted by the ratio of male participants to female participants, or more precisely, penises (wangs) to vaginas (chungs). The lower the wang-chung ratio the higher probability that a given social event will be successful.
Jim: Dude, let's go on chatroulette and talk to some hot girls.
Bob: No way, the wang-chung ratio on chatroulette is like 10,000 to 1.
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The percentage number that indicates how nice someone's ass looks inside their pants, shorts, bathing suit, skirt, dress, or underwear. The closer to 100%, the better that ass looks. May be abbreviated as ATP.
"Denise always buys the pants that make her butt look perfect. Every day, she's got a 100% ass-to-pants ratio."
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An approximate mathematical formula used to compare and contrast the size of a woman's breasts to the size of her ass. Typically if one is bigger than the other, the woman in question has a skewed or poor tits- to- ass ratio - If the two are relatively proportional, then she has an ideal tits- to- ass ratio. In some cases, the formula can be trivialized when the woman's good looks outweighs both of those factors.
"Sarah's got them titties tho"
"Yeah but her tits-to-ass ratio is all off, man"
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The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.
Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.
Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.
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The idea behind this phrase is that whatever horrible outcome someone is describing to you... it was their fault for having a bad ratio of (insert X variables that could affect said outcome).
See Examples below for usage.
Example 1
Group of 4 guys, 1 girl (goin' clubbin): Hey, can we get in?
Badass Bouncer: HELL NO! Your ratios are bad. We don't need that much dick on the dance floor.
Example 2
Underslept Student (played Halo all night): Man, I bombed that test earlier...my parents are gonna kill me.
Student's Friend: Cause your ratios were bad, retard. Stop pwning noobs and get more sleep next time.
Example 3:
Mr. No Style (wearin' white socks, black pants, etc): This blows, I didn't get any numbers tonight...
Stylin' Playa Friend: Well...look at yourself dammit! Your ratios are bad! Go buy some Gucci and quit shoppin at Kohls.
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