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Release the Kraken

Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.

Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.

by BWitched January 9, 2022


Release a statement

To blow your load

I’m going to release a statement all over her back.

by Tmosfell May 23, 2023


Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025


Lollipop 《🍭》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lollipop 《🍭》: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025


Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025


§auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: §auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)

by TheFrenchVanillaAccident January 27, 2025


Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release

by TheFrenchVanillaAccident January 29, 2025