Russian Breakfast

a.k.a. A "Serj" Breakfast

Where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc ... of Vodka.

- Not to be confused with the sex act.
- Not a good cure for a hangover.
- Will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.

Hangover Patient 1 -
"Wow, I dont remember last night .. OH GOD, MY HEAD!!!"

Hangover Patient 2 -
"Dude, he is downing Vodka first thing in the morning??!"

Hangover Patient 1 -

"... Russian Breakfast ... Brave"

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russian waterfall

a drink. titties + vodka. Pour vodka on titties straight from handle and enjoy.

you've never really had vodka until you've had a russian waterfall

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Russian Lablemaker

A shotgun that is loaded with shells that have had the shot replaced with scrabble letters that have had their corners rounded off.

I stamped that bitch with my Russian lablemaker.

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russian sandwitch

Pretzel Grip a bitch's head and force fuck the uvula. When gagging starts, tag in your friend and make a sandwitch out of her.

Golpher and I gave that Reggin a Russian Sandwitch.

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russian baby

A drink containing:
Red Bull
Watermelon Pucker and
Vodka

I will have one Russian Baby please

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russian misfit

The act of taking a shot of vodka....spitting it in a hooker's face....breaking the bottle over her head......then doing what you feel.

Adam: Hey Seth let's buy a hooker and give her a Russian misfit.

Seth: Great idea!

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Russian Underside

the russian underside is when your lady gets on top of you upside down and backwards and masturbates you with a 400 pound salmon while you masturbate her with a snow fox.

"Natascha, I think we need to spice up our love life"
"Boris, if you go to the fish store and get some salmon, we can do the Russian Underside and things will be so much hotter!"

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