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A small international group for men named David Goncalves.
White American David Goncalves is cute, but I masturbate to black German David Goncalves
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1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.
2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).
Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
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A recently founded secret society at the University of Southern California. It is a group of random rich elitist students. Unlike "Skull and Dagger," the "secret" honor society at USC, no one knows who its members are and how they are chosen. It is a lot like Skull and Bones at Yale except this group isn't well known.
USC student 1: "I wonder if they will pick me to be a part of the Blue Blood Society"
USC student 2: "Doubt it. You're not rich enough"
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A cult that looks good on college applications
Literally every National Honor Society inductee that I knew agreed that it felt like a cult during the induction ceremony.
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Another term for clothes. because wearing them helps protect you from arrest, people staring and pointing there finger at you like you were from another planet and all other negative sanctions from society.
I got to ware my armor against society.
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a Society to which you can send somebody to for being a Fool or a Silly Bugger.
Beardy finishes taking a piss in the toilet and on leaving the Bathroom turns the light ON.
This is seen by Hobbit and Hobbit says "Turn that fucking light off or i'll send you to the Silly Buggers Society!"
Beardy replies "Oh yes, I am a Silly Bugger aren't I!" He then returns to Bathroom and turns off light.
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A circle jerk bunch of people who stroke each other, while each individual maintains an interest mostly in his/her own good feeling.
In search of a boost after a down month, Peggy submitted an application for Sue's local mutual admiration society. She concluded with, "I know we've never met-- but your hair looks great!"
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