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A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.
Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!
When you have a wet dream about a mermaid giving you head.
I had to change Blackbeard's wet woolen sheets this morning, because he said he had dreamt of the gorgeous sailors ghost sucker last night.
A way to tell someone to kill themselves without telling them to kill themselves, it is a lesson on tying a noose.
Damn i wanna give Mya a ***sailor lesson*** sometimes
A confused and crazy person. Often thinks things that arent true.
Sure you are better than me at racing games odukey, you goopy sailor
When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper
Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.
When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch
She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here
when him/herms penis head resembles a sailors cap, aquires an std making him extremely upset in an angry manner. very aggressive during secks
john: hey your girl was crying cuz her vagina hurt immensely, why'd you clap that so hard
jameson: i guess you could call me an aggrivated sailor