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Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.
Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.
The ultimate dis track about SYNing
Grack: "Ayo lily this kid tried to steal all my lightbulbs, he tried to suck em"
Lily: "He must be still salty"
Kaity:"He thought he was lil Huddy or something"
A long time player (veteran) of a specific videogame that was disappointed to many times to be optimistic anymore towards any positive changes in the community or the game itself. Salty vets are usually the most passionate and the most ranting players in a gaming community.
You saw that post on reddit yesterday?
Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.
When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner
Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner
The sexual act involving busting as many nuts in a watermelon and letting it soak in before eating it.
Person 1: "Wow that salty melon is loaded"
Person 2: "Yeah, can't wait to have some of it later"
A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.
This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.
"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."
"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."
"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"