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School

A place in which you are not able to form any opinions and get yelled at when you do something "evil" like run in the hallways because this is not how a civilized human being behaves. Basically, prison... or your job.

Teachers Point Of View:

Your son Alex consistently defied me. In class he contradicted me numerous times when I insisted that the lenth of one kilometer is greater than one mile. Every other student accepted this lesson, except Alex refused to beleive what was told and offered rebuttles like: "You are lying to the class". Commanding other students to challenge my curriculum.

Although he was correct, Alex's actions show blantant disregard for authority and complete lack of respect for his school. In the future, Alex would be better off accepting the lessons how they are told without resistance.

by TeacherHater December 29, 2010

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School

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

"I gotta go to school"
"You mean Hell?"
"Yeah"

by Echo9898 October 16, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

I'm a sophmore in high school,and from what I've learned is that school is full of overweight teachers who are underpaid and make your life a living hell because they think your the ones paying them!They teach you senseless shit in all your classes.The food taste like the fat lunch lady poured rat shit from under the stove in to a batch of grease,but they're big on keeping you healthy!Not enough books and desks for everyone..I can keep going on,but a lot of you know what I'm talking about.
Besides all the negative shit,theres the girls turning into women,makeing friendships,the drama,and the good times.
Elementary school is the best years of your life.Field trips,makeing long-life friendships,growing up,etc..
Middle school-you start likeing girls,teachers threaten you with working at mcdonalds,everyone warns you about high school,and you think your ass is grown untill your a freshmen
Highschool-.....Everyone is going through puberty,girls start growing ass and tits and all you can think about is SEX!Teachers teach shit that your never gonna use regardless your profession later in life.You start driveing,drama is 10times stronger.And because all you could think about was the other sex and your myspace,ya ass is going to summer school!

As you takeing it in the ass,just remember the good times because this shit goes by fast

(School)
Teacher:"So can anyone give me the answer to this problem?"
2abc x x2 x 12/8 x pie

The only one who's awake:"Y are you teaching us this shit when you claim all of us is just gon be flippin burgers?!"

Teacher:"Ok,goto the front office with this referal!"

The only one who's awake:"Fuck you bitch!!"

Teacher:"You wanna come say that in my face?!"

by Truth904 June 26, 2006

416๐Ÿ‘ 216๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

the most boring place in the world but sadly its important.

he died of boredom at school

by DATBOOMGUY March 12, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

a place that takes away your freedom of speech

if you go to school,you know what i am talking about.

by pigs can fly October 4, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


school

a shit show where people go to "learn". there are groups losers, popular,nerds,geeks.

i hate it

school sucks

by 147852bjamdtc January 10, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


School

A system the government came up with to "prepare kids for the adult world," and hoard them with homework and tests so they wont have enough time to party, rebel, break the law, or experiment with drugs (that really worked out huh). oh and also to learn. Do you remember what you learned in Algebra 1 last year?

School

by TheA+Student May 4, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž