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alligator scissors are scissors with teeth that look like a alligator mouth. used to cut thin material so people think a gator bit it. I'm sure there is a nother use but I don't know of it
hey, dude a gator bit my damn arm off. My clothes are trahed.psst don't tell the dude i really cut myself up with these here alligator scissors
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The act of two females smashing their genitalia together with female condoms on until they both cum and shoot the condoms out at full force.
Stefanie and her partner were safety scissoring and she shot the female Condom into her partners eye
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Also known as inverted docking is the act of a big man putting his anus inside of a smaller man's anus. Not for pleasure, just to be an inconvenience to everyone else.
Guy 1: The phone keeps ringing where is Jorge and Marc?
Guy 2:They're probably somewhere safety Scissoring again.
Guy 1: They're always reverse docking when we need them.
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Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.
It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
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A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".
Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."
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One of the most pointless and nonsensical game used to make small decisions.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
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When amanda hudson and crew participates actively in a feminine circle jerk.
-Hey you want to go fiddle each others twats?
-Yeah i love scissor fests!
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