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Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.
I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.
The goal of semen roulette is to either dodge semen or shoot semen.
All of the players stand in a circle with one player kneeling on the ground spinning with their mouth open.
The standing players start jerking off until the first player busts thier nut which must go into the kneeling players mouth if i does all of the other players must jizz in a cup and the person who missed must drink said semen. if it goes in then the person who just caught the load must drink the semen.
Disease state characterized by raspy, high-pitched voice that usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.
After drinking 12 beers last night, Larry had a raging case of semen voice and no one could understand what he was saying.
A man of great stature and pleasure both in his cum kingdom and in the mainland
Look the SEMEN KING is back.
When you pull out late, she thinks she's pregnant but finds out later she isn't.
Female 1: "I just found out I'm not pregnant! I had a real Big semen scare
Female 2: "you dodged a real bullet there!"
the shart master he farts in your bed and sharts on your mom your mom sharts on ihm back you are the sperm lovely sperm of sperm sharting stuff on your bed i
s e m e n h o r s e semen horse
Y a y
Sore man hat
Sir men hoard
Sea moon hoove
Salamander heart
Soup mop hole
Sherlock holmes
Sheep mutt hell
Shore mint hand
Salmon house
Sigma hen
Sand mic whore
Saul goodman hope
Spin min hits
Spoiled milk hints
Skimmed mind hunts
Suck my hair
Stool month hind
Skunk mean hockey
Sold mold hold
Sun more hucks
Sleep main hedge
Stud munk heaven
Sore moose hill
Seek mom hack
Slay muffin hook
Shirt morph hooligan
Sum mum hum
Sun mun hun
Sushi mush hush
Slick med head
Shark mesh hulk
Sunday hump
Spoon much hub
Storm perm tilt
Stunned dung beetle
Ash club force
SoundCloud rapper with the most 🆑🅾️⛎✝️ In the history of the Universe
Niggas be like, “Ayo u heard that Lil Semen he fire asf” that new shit go hard