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The sexual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy's wive's pubes. Upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum Vaseline to increase removal time of pubes by 95.7%.
My friend Tyler called me a "jagaloon" so I seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of pubes.
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It's like "cray (an alteration of crazy,)" except it's like ulta cray.
If something is 50 shades of cray... rest assured....
"Yo! I'm about to go drink 8 Rip It energy drinks!"
"Whoah! That's 50 Shades of Cray!"
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A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.
Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.
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Google is a billionaire who seduces you then punishes you, often without warning or reason.
"Oh you lost your youtube account with no warning? 50 Shades Of Google."
A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.
I told Mark I thought he was ugly, now he's totally being a Five-Shade Crazy.
That car is a thousand shades of awesome
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Someone who doesn’t want you to be happy
Your just a lamp shade
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