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what a sham

You forgot to add an e at the end of sham

What a sham!”
Did you mean what a shame?”
“God damnit I forgot the e.”

by A human I guess April 23, 2022


sham-specialious

to have the feeling of belonging to a special group of people....

today after i got my hair done i was made to feel sham-specialious when complimented....

by regalbunni June 4, 2009


de sham pu

The sudden realization while shampooing your hair that you have already washed your hair during the same shower.

It never fails: I always get de sham pu after a hard night of drinking and no sleep.

by Uncle Wacky January 11, 2019


SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019


shell sham

A reference to young men who grow scruffy beards, wear their hair in a greasy and disheveled fashion and wear surplus military field jackets in an apparent attempt at duplicating the stereotypical media image of a traumatized war veteran.

That young twenty-something with the darting eyes and the spastic movements whom I saw sitting in front of the English department seems to be affecting quite an elaborate shell sham.

by takarakujiniatatta April 16, 2010