shell sham

A reference to young men who grow scruffy beards, wear their hair in a greasy and disheveled fashion and wear surplus military field jackets in an apparent attempt at duplicating the stereotypical media image of a traumatized war veteran.

That young twenty-something with the darting eyes and the spastic movements whom I saw sitting in front of the English department seems to be affecting quite an elaborate shell sham.

Shimmy sham

Shimmy sham means to have delectable dreams.

Him: "I'm going to to bed now, I'll see you tomorrow."
Her: okay, sweet shimmy shams meet."
Him: "sweet shimmy shams to you too :)"

Sham Moment

When something happens to Sham that is a certified bruh moment

Sham:Guys i just got bitch slapped by as bus LETS GOOOO
Umar:Bruh Sham Moment

de sham pu

The sudden realization while shampooing your hair that you have already washed your hair during the same shower.

It never fails: I always get de sham pu after a hard night of drinking and no sleep.

SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?