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The word 'Sharted' is originated by the human being named 'Reuben'. The meaning of 'Sharted' is a term used to say that 'Reuben and Kiara have sharted themselves during the last 30 seconds of there time with you.
Reuben - Hey whats that smell??
Kiara - oh! i just sharted myself, whoops sorry tehehe
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This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.
“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”
“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
Somebody with really bad breath. Breath so bad that it wreaks of a faint hint of shit.
Omg. I was talking to Bob and his breath stinks. I can't handle having that shart mouth anywhere within my immediate proximity. That shart mouth should just keep his trap shut.
When you burp and you get the taste of puke. Similar to a shart, where one farts and a little shit comes out, but in the mouth area.
Guy 1: *Burp* Oh shit, i just made a mouth shart
Guy 2: Aw, you want some Sprite?
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The thin layer of fabric providing a gentle resting ground for any escaped product of the ane, and protecting a seemingly sexy girl who likes to go commando with a last defense from an otherwise very embarrassing situation.
Girl1: I cant believe you ate all that chili tonight before you came to the club!
Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!
Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!
Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!
Girl1: You are sooo funny!
When you are playing Kingdom Hearts and you rip a thicc shart out your asshole. Most commonly used when you hit a juul right after you lose it.
*epic backlip* Bro i just copped the phattest Kingdom Sharts last night, thicc man
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Shart Tea is made by aquiring freshly sharted panties from your desired female and using the contents to brew your Shart Tea. Some folks lay the gusset of the panties, isolating said shart, over the desired receptical using previously boiled water to pour through the shart. Steep to desired strength.
Bro 1: Dude would you drink her Shart Tea?
Bro 2: uh, yeah dude