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When you grab your scrotom, and stretch it over someone's forehead.
Boy:Bitch! I'mma give you a pink sheet!
Girl:Okay, just don't get anything in my hair.
a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.
My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade
this is not a fucking expression idc what you say
person 1: “i’m vegan in the streets and vegan in the sheets”
person 2: “see a therapist wtf”
After a heavy night out, when you drank the pub dry you wake up go to the toilet, wipe your arse and the sheets clean,(didnt even touch the sides)!
Woah i just wiped my arse and its a clean sheet
I met this chick and we were sheet rocking all night long!
The sheet hung to hide you having a good time from your fraternity brothers
I couldn't even see him with his girl last night because of his shacker sheet.
Being baked as a cake in bed.
Damn Lexi and I got sheet caked last night