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A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf
I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself
A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)
"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.
Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!
The Wrong Way To Say Elf On The SHelf
The Girl Sead Shelf On The Elf Instead OF Shelf On The Elf
A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”
While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half