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a dumb blonde conservative twit with really big boobs and a huge nose.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
"is this chicken what i have? or is it fish? i know it's tuna...but it says chicken of the sea!"
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
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(born 11 January 1997) is an Australian pop singer-songwriter from Gold Coast, Queensland, who is currently signed to U.S. record label Atlantic Records.
AKA:
My future husband <3
Cody Simpson's song "On my Mind" is my favorite!!
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A HOT AMAZING SINGER WHO SINGS ONE AND HES FROM AUSTRALIA AND HAS A HOT AMAZING ACCENT LOL ALSO HE SMELLS RELE NICE! ALSO...HIS FAMILY IS ALSO RELE SWEET TOO! ! AND JEN EPSTEIN'S BOYFRIEND FOR LIFE
" Cody Simpson is hot"
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1- Someone who lies in order to be purposefully convicted of a horrible crime, they actually DID NOT commit, only to receive media attention and worldwide recognition.
John Mark Carr is a perfect example of a Faux.J. Simpson. The alleged killer of Jonbenet Ramsey was with his family Xmas 96. He became obsessed with the case and was tortured into a partial, contradictory and impossible to believe "confession" after coming onto the radar of
self-interested sharks out for publicity. Yes, he was probably in Thailand (along with millions of other men from every part of the world) to lick some cheap, forbidden teenage pussy but SHAME on the DA and the rest of "law-enforcement" for torturing a confession out of
this looney and getting everybody's hopes up. We want this guy to be guilty but he isn't so he's a Faux.J. Simpson.
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proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).
person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her.
person 2: she left HIM.
person 1: yeah, he left her.
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1. An Old, stupid, ugly hoe
2. A hoe who looks like Homer Simpson
Man, I ain't throwin' away my bucks just to fuck Hoemer Simpson!
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A fat girl who claims to be pregant but really jenny craig failed so she needs a excuss.
Even if she is pregant the baby is already at a great disadvangate by not knowing who the father is.
Im sharnii simpson i smoke and drink cause i like my baby to get high and drunk
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