When you hit sock bottom
When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer
OMG! I havenβt done my laundry and Iβm running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!
An individual who sleeps under people's beds and steals socks that fall from the side of the bed.
This is the 5th pair of socks I lost to those darn sock goblins!
A bud of marijuana thats discovered stuck to you sock after a bit of carelessness in the skinning up department.
w00t! I just scored a sock nugg!Imma get baked!
a sock that when guys are jerking off they (jizz) in it so it wont be on the curtains, carpet, bed or couch.
i had to flush my jerk sock because my mom came into the bathroom
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When exactly do you take your socks off?
My advice is to get them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you are a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman would ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
Coupling - Series 1 - Episode 'Size Matters'
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Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.
Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.
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From South Park, It is where you rub somebody down (who is dry) with multible bars of soap and then "dry" them off with multible socks.
"You killed Kenny from that sock bath, you bastard!"
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