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Anus. Specifically the rectum of a black magick occult practitioner, a dark coven participant or member of a hardcore metal band.
Q: Why did you name your doom metal band "Southern Halo"?
A: I was inspired by the ultra-low frequency sine waves that emanated from my anus during ritual sacrifices.
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The English version of an American hillbilly. They like to keep it in the family and are pretty bold about their sex life. Will ask for sex advice of fb and get a response from their mother/father.
The malfoys? They claim that they are pureblood, but we all know its because they are just a bunch of southern pansies.
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A southern female who has delusional belief she is on a par with the attractiveness or charm of any southern chic flic actress like Julia Roberts in Steel Magnolias or Mary Louise Parker in Fried green tomatoes. When in reality they have the sexual appeal of Kenny Powers.
Dude that southern belch is like the cowbell equivalent of snookie. Where's my mace?
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So basically,Southern VA is hanging on by a small(very small) thread known as Northern Virginia (where all the cool, and yes rich, but dont hate us cause we are better off then you, we just work harder, people live). Southerners simply disgrace virginia. Thanks for growing all those crops, we like to eat them but, not gonna lie, we could get them else where. Ever notice, that when you tell people you're from Virginia the looks they give you? Unless you SPEICIFY northern va because then whoa, thats cool, and you are accepted as elite non hickian person. so sova (get it, cause we're nova?) thanks for the corn but stop complaining, because we're better then you and that's just something you have to learn to accept. Please be a little grateful from now on of us becuase we're doing you a big (very big) favor by remaining part of your state. So, good day kind sir, which is by the way is how polite, non-redneck, upper class human beings say goodbye in place of your grunts. And also, guys, the confederates LOST take down your flags and stop embarassing our nation.
person 1- hey look at that guy making out with his cousin with a farmers tan.
person 2- yeah, he must be from southern virginia, which is TOTALLY differnt from Northern Virginia.
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That feeling in a males genitalia when riding those swinging pirate ship rides
Did anyone else feel that southern twang?
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Anal sex with a girl from the south.
"I'm gonna do some southern slapping with peggy sue tonight!"
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I've been growing out my leg hair since the beginning of swimming season, and I have a couple of southern beasts!
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