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The pubic hair that escapes out the leg holes of underwear/swimsuits
Ooh, I need to clean up my bits before I go to the beach this weekend, or everybody will see my panty spiders.
A spider so clever in its hiding ability it is never seen, preferring to live its life in the shadows.
I kill every spider I see, now only the ninja spiders remain.
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When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.
For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.
A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.
Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?
to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.
i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.
Hot enough he could be spider man.
Jane: Who is that?
Alex: I don’t know but he’s a Webstered spider daddy.
Amy: Thats such a great expression!