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it is when two people are spooning
and the big spoon is a man
and the man gets excited
an erection forms
the man then flexes his penis repeatedly
moving it up and down
tickling his spoon partner
there was a safe sex psa a few years back
it said spoon-tickling is the safest kind of sex
safer than masturbation
safer than people who have sex with watermelons
sure
the watermelon people disagreed
but it made sense to me
i've been spoon-tickling ever since
Josef twitched his throbbing gristle against the small of Helena's back as she slept. He loved to spoon tickle in secret and continued for quite some time before falling asleep himself.
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Spooning someone resulting in a deeper connection either physically, or emotionally. Physically, this may encompass the beginnings of dry humping, but is basically like trying to go into the foetal position while clutching said partner. Emotionally, a sense of warmth will manifest itself due to affection or contentedness.
"Rainn Wilson is so good on The Office it is like he is deep spooning my soul"
"They deep spooned so eagerly he injured himself on his zipper"
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to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.
In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?
Person 2: Silent spoon bro.
Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
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A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!
"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"
"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"
"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
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A girl who died in 7th grade at her school. Similar to Charlie Charlie. You don’t want to see a spoon when you are outside. She was choking on a spoon while eating a meal outside with friends.
Oh god, please hope we don’t see a reincarnated spoon
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Supposedly offensive term for a black person...
Rhyming slang for 'coon'.
Example 1
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?
Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.
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A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.
You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!
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