a squirrel bitch is a woman whose only goal in life is to obtain one thing: a nut. nothing more, nothing less. Created by TheShellGod, we must be on the look out for squirrel bitches, or "squirrel hoes".
"She's always on some thot shit bro, she really is a Squirrel bitch."
To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties
I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I
When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.
"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"
A big hairy bush, most notable when a woman wears a swim suit at the pool or beach.
Kim really needs to shave, that squirrel's nest is so out of control, everybody is looking.
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Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.
Gregor is a weird name.
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To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.
I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!
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