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Hey man, pull over somewhere.. I gotta take a squirt.
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The act of having a girl sit on your face, while you proceed to jerk off and squirt semen onto her back.
Joe gave Sheila a swedish squirt last night.
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Masterbating while taking a shit, and or having a climax at the same time as poop comes out of your ass.
I thought of your mom when i was pooping and fiery squirted
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The leftovers (dry or wet) of butthole shrimp
After daniel had some butthole shrimp he had some bad turkish squirts afterwords
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When someone starving in the desert intentionally defecates to consume their own feces, but instead of producing solid loafs they excrete a yellow-brown gelatin.
I'm trying to grab the loaf when it comes out but the Scooby Squirts keep running through my hands!
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When a female (or transgender or pre-op) ejaculates from their vagina. The vagina can then be called a 'squirt gun'.
"want to see me ejaculate from my squirt gun?"
"sure!"
" :D "
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when a woman pegs a man with a strap on that is also a squirt dildo. the man then farts the squirt out later and it stains his underwear.
that squirt dripped down my leg after the hot angel performed squirt femdom on me.
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