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The moist part of your anus that is always itchy and must be smelt after scratching
Also the part of your arse that looks like it’s had 12 minutes on the sunbed
Fuck me my steak stain is itchy
When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.
I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.
the identical-twinlike stains that can remain on bed sheets after a night of love gettins and remaining still afterwards.
Carrie forgot that Greg had pumped her last night until she awoke to the Rorschach stains on her bed sheets from their bodily fluids. She was angry until she thought they were artistic.
When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.
Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers
What's that white mark on your couch?
Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.
My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed
My buddy wears the same sweat pants all the time around hot chicks... He occasionally gets boners 4 times a day. After multiple months of his premature drippage his sweats began to form a "tip stain.# A case of the TS... #TS