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The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.
"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".
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When you take mascara from a girls purse put it on the end of your dick and stamp their forehead while sleeping because your to drunk to jerk off on her face.
That chick I went home with last night wouldn't put out so but I was whiskey dicked so I Mushroom Stamped her face.
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Tramp Stamp. Origins -- eponymous of Tramponi Stampezius, a Roman general in charge of moral, recreation and welfare in ancient Gaul, circa 220 A.D. During Roman occupation he regulated female camp followers, requiring them to have a small tattoo on their lower back and to pay taxes. This lower back tattoo, originally called a “Tramponi Stampezius” was later shortened to “tramp stamp”.
She was such a whore the edges of her Tramp Stamp were wearing off.
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when a female takes a running start, jumps up and slams her vagina onto a male's forehead. often used in foreplay, the p-stamp works best when there are no undergarments involved to enhance lubrication in firmly executing the stamp.
Used in a form of a sentence: Although I was left with a slight migraine, Suzy's pussy stamp on me from friday night will never be forgotten.
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Had lots of sex with women who had these, and a lot of women who didn't, some with tatoos behind the ear. Not one of the bitches I slept with who had a tatto above their ass was worth two shits, skanky, foul mouthed, no class or STANDARD morals, Usually pretty dumb, immature, had a few kids in need of some therapy, 2 or 3 exhusbands, and not worth any emotional investment, frankly it makes me sick, after countless encounters to prove it, I will not sleep with a stamped bitch even if i'm plastered a hole in the wall would be better. tattoos are not bad in other areas but stamps are just sick, not science, its experience even I had my doubts at first but there is just no denying it now.
out of many I, my friends, or famly, not one Tramp Stamp Hoe was worth a damn and thats alot, need no more example than that, fun for a night when your young and dumb but definatley a deal breaker when your wiser
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when taking a shit, you're on ther so long that, when you get up, the toilet rim leaves a big, oval-shaped red line around your ass.
And often leaving red ovals just above your knees from the weight of your elbows.
dude, last nite i was taking a shit for like a fuckin hour and wen i got up, i had such a massive toilet stamp
the toilet toilet stamped me.
you: i have to go to the bathroom
mom: ok, make sure not to get a toilet stamp
you: mooooom!!
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The sticker on a flat brimmed baseball style hat,that confirms that the wear is a "Bro"
Dude, look at that douchbag he even has a bro stamp on his hat.
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