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(n.) a facebook status posted by an individual other than the profile-owner that usually ridicules the owner and was posted without the owner's consent.
They are usually vulgar.
The profile-owner, upon realizing someone has hacked his profile and posted an embarassing status, can opt to delete the hack status but generally does not at the risk of giving the impression that whatever the status said is true. Traditionally, the profile-owner simply states he was hacked and identifies a friend whom he believes to have committed the hacking.
NEWS FEED:
JANE DOE is fucking Santa right now.
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John Smith: Hahaha, jane, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser.
Jane Doe: you're an asshole, john. this is a hack status.
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1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned
2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do
1. You are stoner status right now
2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!
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A facebooker who mindlessly copies and pastes facebook statuses that instruct them to post specific types of photos, or declare the movie character that they are.
An easily entertained goon who thinks they are part of something special or meaningful when they follow someones copy and paste facebook status instructions.
Anyone who tries to get a "WAVE" going with their facebook status.
Oh man, look at all the status sheep.
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The point in which you have either consumed to much alcohol or too much intoxicants to where you are now "done". immediate respnse to being done status requires a facebook status update stating the words "done status".
**Also soon followed by beached whale status**
Sober Person: yo you want another shot?
You: Nah man im done status
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One who posts someone else's Facebook status as his own.
I was about to like Scott's Facebook status, but then I googled it and found it on NewLikes.com. He's nothing but a status thief.
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Having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement and being a man of leisure (or woman of leisure. It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores and golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. MAny of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthymen and webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure.
Only cats with offical baller status are allowed on
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(Noun) When a person (usually female or closeted homosexual) looks through quotes on the internet or watches a specific movie just to pick out the best quote or line to put as their status on facebook, twitter, etc. Can also apply to someone who copies down entire choruses to mainstream music for the same purpose.
Beth is so annoying, she's had 18 separate statuses today quoting The Notebook, Lil Wayne and some gay shit about love's power. She must have gone on a mondo status hunt while coping with the fact that she has no life.
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