when your female counter part is absolutely blasting your horn
person 1: hey bro, want a greasy steamer?
person 2: of course, don’t forget the balls!
When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.
Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.
When you start off foreplay by eating lutefisk and climax by shitting on the back of her head while pinning her arms down with your knees and tickling her stomach so that her legs flop like a cods tail.
While at a hostel in Norway, my friend gave a girl a cod steamer. She went in as a blonde and left as a fishy smelling brunette.
When an OG produce manager rips off Robocops head and shits down his Neck.
Man, if RoboCop is off this Saturday I’m gonna give him a standart steamer!
The act of blowing vapor into your significant others anus.
*inhales vapor* “baby bring your ass here for this michigan steamer”
when you creampie a girl in the ass and then lay down and have her shit on your chest and you get up and hug her... virginia is for lovers!
this is made famous by daEz0r
dude i did a virginia steamer to this hawaiian girl in hawaii she was impressed!
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The definition I remember goes like this. Two people having sex, one proceeds to sit down on "victim's" chest, facing their feet. Sitter then proceeds to take a massive dump,(the wetter the poo, the better). As the poo runs into "victim's" neck, the pooper gestures with hand in an upward and downward pulling motion, as if honking a truck horn, while singing out loud "WWOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!
bonus points awarded for:
-farting between the howls
-if the poop is wet and rolls around neck like a necklace
- wearing a captain's hat
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