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The act of blowing one's nose into a woman's vagina
Rob: Hey did you give that chick a sticky louis last night?
Jake: Yeah dude that girl was so slutty that she loved it.
Parker: That chick was my girlfriend.
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When your junk is sweating on a hot day, and your bag sticks to the side of your leg. It is notably unpleasant when moving from walk to run, or when standing up quickly.
Fuck it's hot today, I got a bad case of sticky sacitis.
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A shit that refuses to let go of one's anus. They like to hang onto hair, cheek, and whatever else they can get a hold of. They tends to have a consistency similar to that of uncooked pizza-dough, and take considerable contraction of the sphincter to break loose. This often creates a huge mess, and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to clean up, leaving the bearer's asshole very raw.
They generally occur when the bearer hasn't eaten enough fiber.
Sorry I was in the bathroom so long. I was taking a wicked sticky shit! Also, somebody broke your toilet.
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When a satellite dish comes out of your ass and turns into an ice cream truck.
Do you remember that time when a satellite dish came out of my ass and turned into an ice cream truck and the aliens gave us all ice cream? Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
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when your too late with a tissue
"I was to late with my tissue and I got sticky keys"
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Sticky Weasels is how Googlemaps makes their Street View pictures. They attach cameras to the back of weasels and then put peanut butter on their underside to make them run around taking the pictures.
I think I'm going to be in a Street View picture! A sticky weasel ran past me this morning
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