stupid people

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

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Stupid Boots

Large boots worn with tight pants tucked into them.

Is it even possible to come to the mall without a stupid boots sighting.

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Standing Stupid

When you go to a fast food restaurant and stare at the menu for an extra long time without knowing what to order

Me and Kennidy went to Which-wich and were caught standing stupid trying to figure out what and how to order.

fucked stupid

Similarly to fucked silly, this saying is used after sexual intercourse describing how hard he or she was fucked

Girl 1: "last night I was fucked stupid, omg"
Girl 2: "I'm dating your boyfriend."

Girl 1: "what?"

stupid early

A time in the morning that most people consider way too early to be awake. 5am is normal early; anytime before that is stupid early. It's most often used to describe waking up in the morning so it wouldn't apply to staying up late at night into the next day.

"Are you going hiking with Mark tomorrow?"

"No way! He's getting up stupid early to watch the sunrise."

Chaotic Stupid

in reference to a D&D character, extremely dumb and unintelligent. One can be classified as chaotic stupid if they do such things as taking a more complicated way to do things, or do something the party has told them not to, for no reason.

DM: "Okay guys, you enter into the room and there's a button in the middle of the room."
Player 1: "Okay. Don't press the button guys. It could be a trap. Let's just continue."
Player 2: "What colour is this button?"
Player 1: "Does that matter?"
DM: "It's bright red like the buzzers on Family Feud."
Player 2: "I can't resist it. I push the button."
Player 1: "Really? We got Mr. Chaotic Stupid over here don't we?"

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stupid fuck

someone who is so stupid, the only word close enough to their stupidity is "stupid fuck"

that pen is green not red, u stupid fuck

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