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Piss pilled

When someone is referred to as "Piss pilled", it means that they're generally bitter, resentful, and often angry/upset at/towards others for no reason, or an irrational reason. They are called "Piss pilled" as a take on the 1999 film The Matrix, in which there is an option for the protagonist to take the red or blue pill, each with a different consequence. In recent years, red and blue pills have garnered more attention and relevance in popular Internet culture, as they have gained deeper meanings, and more pills have been made up. Too long didn't read, taking the Piss pill means that you have chosen to live a life of "pissful ignorance," or a life where you are always pissed off and everything sucks for you.

Person 1: "Why's that guy such an a-hole? I didn't even do anything and he flipped me off and told me to go f myself!"

Person 2: "Ah don't mind Brian. He's Piss pilled. It's nothing personal he's just a jerk to everyone."

by Suckmytoes_77 November 14, 2022


Piss and tell

An informal and more discreet way of conveying the use of a pregnancy test kit.

Girl, you don't have to keep worrying if you're pregnant or not- just go piss and tell!

by Medicine Man Dusty October 28, 2010


Puppy Piss

(a) The best of the best under any circumstances.

Dallas: "Did you see that crazy wave I just rode?"
Jose: "No. Was it a big one?"
Dallas: "Big is an understatement! It was a Puppy Piss wave!

by Wild N' Out March 5, 2018


Piss on the moon

Something so unachievable that there is just no point in trying.

Kick my ass?!! you'd have better luck trying to "Piss on the moon."

by Blkdaimond May 7, 2011


bluetooth pissing

The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.

Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.

by michaelh_66 June 10, 2008


White Piss

That which is extracted from the penis during erotic moments. Similar to normal piss however of white creamy texture (aka semen).

"I sure did unload a big tub of White Piss on her chest"

by The flying Wadfuck September 16, 2013


Piss Tax

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.

I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.

by Arch Crippledick February 3, 2009