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When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time
1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*
2: this nigga sucking ghost dick
1: it was my spit dumbass
This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th
Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!
April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?
Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.
"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"
A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.
"This party sucks dick for M&Ms"
Starts August 7th ends August 14th
Hey did you know it is national suck dick week do you want to join me this week