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Customer Support Fever is a type of ethnic sex fever, similar to Jungle Fever ("Once you go black, you never go back") or Turban Fever ("It's the oil"). Indians are the targeted group. The name comes from the people normally manning (or womaning) call centers.
"I must have customer support fever cause I'm intentionally downloading viruses just to hear that sweet Indian accent asking me if I have the monitor plugged in."
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A way for irresponsible animal owners to bring their pets into places that they should not be. The safety of the animal--and that of the people around them--does not factor in the brain of the Emotional Pet Occupant.
Person 1: Did that moron bring a duck onto an airplane
Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.
Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?
Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.
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A living tool to implement narcissism by proxy.
Only Jesus and my emotional support animal know how important I really am!
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A way to say you’re retarded without saying “I’m retarded”
Michael: I’m sorry, what did you just say?
Trent: Obama’s a Muslim, Bill Clinton is gay, and I’m a QAnon supporter who will usher us into the new white America!
Michael: Dude you could’ve just said you’re retarded.
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People who don't want Hillary to be president.
Even Donald Trump Supporters don't like Donald Trump.
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A scam used to bring your pet on an airplane with you for free.
Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.
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A spin-off Youtube live stream show made by a member of the Buddhism Hotline Rajeev Kapoor. The show focuses on helping callers with tech support. Like the Buddhism Hotline, it gets trolled by prank calls.
“Oh man, i can’t wait to watch the Tech Support Hotline and troll the indian man.”
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