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From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with Swiss cheese, served on a buttered bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Little Swiss Bunshine Burger, you should try it!"
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Its somone whos half black and half white (a Wigger)just like the infamous black and white swiss cake roll.
Ooooohh that swiss cake roll is HOOOTTt.
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The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo
Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.
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A blonde haired doucher who takes delight in cramming dumplings down his throat and making others smell his chad. Strengths are his ability to court females and completely ruin them in the eyes of his friends by using their mouths as contraception. Weaknesses are skin pigments, died hair, sexual ambiguity and of course the dreaded kryptonite. The Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy (or SICB for short) is also a chameleon at heart. The SICB is equally at home in the country, working on the farmstead and talking Aussie slang to Bogans as he is when taking googs with a big bunch of boost’s in a pink singlets at summerdayze. Truly a rare species, the SICB polarises people and sickens even the most fucked individuals.
Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy or Rigga or SICB
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When a man with peni (more than one penis) resembling a swiss-army knife uses the comb component to straighten a girl's eyebrows while she tea bags him.
Chadwell: Hey Billiam, last night Sarah-Beth definitely swiss army tea bagged me.
Billiam: Why did she do that?
Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.
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dez the lez's mother's name for crocs
dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
Two crazy girls from the beautiful eastern part of Switzerland. Even though they gave their hearts to green-white many years ago, they decided to be generous when their favourite footballer wandered off to a pretty island called Cyprus to play for AEL. Absolutely devastated by the sudden departure of number 8, they took a leap of faith and learned to love the colour combination of yellow and blue. It took a little getting used to, but after seeing the Limassol way of life with their own eyes, they were so amazed by that lovely city and its kind residents, that they decided to support two football clubs from then on.
some guy in yellow queuing for the toilet in Tsirio's Gate 3: "So who are you? You don't look much like from somewhere around here..."
MK + FS: "Well you're right; we're actually from Switzerland. We're here to see number 8 play and of course to support your team too!"
guy in yellow: "Alright, nice to meet you. It's good having some swiss AEL fans here! Make yourselves at home." :o)
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