When a guy name Josh touches your testicles; Or when your girlfriend slaps them around and gets your hopes up.
Yeah man… Lindsey has totally been testicle joshin me lately.
Noun. You have to be an African Testicular Genital Region. To be an Afro testicle you must be a congroid and live in the sub Saharan deserts of the USA.
I once had an Afro testicle, but then it fell off in the swamps of dagoba.
The male version of a basic bitch.
He doesn't have a chance with me! He's such a typical testicle.
Bro...don't be a typical testicle.
When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses
Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had
Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight
When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.
David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!