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The act of receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a piss.
While I was at the club, I met this chick and she pulled me in the bathroom and gave me a royal flush.
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1. the act of refusing to flush the toilet at night of various reasons ie. waking people
2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet
3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud
"i totally had a flush toilet syndrome last night, i completely freaked"
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the method of drinking excessive amounts of cranberry juice to supposedly flush weed and/or other toxins out of one's system; many claim that this does not work
Guy 1: "Dude, I smoked a few days ago and I'm getting drug tested on Tuesday! What do I do!?"
Guy 2: "Your only hope is to pull a cranberry flush, bro."
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While playing a game/watching a movie etc. and running to the bathroom to pee. a Game Flush is flushing the toilet nearing the end of urination to maximize efficiency so that the player can quickly return to the game. Basically the toilet finishes flushing just after the end of your pee.
Player one: Be right back going to B room
1 minute later
Player two: Damn that was fast, did you at least wash?
Player one: Yeah man, did a Game Flush.
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When a definition you've submitted to Urban Dictionary is reviewed and accepted within the hour you submit it.
I submitted a definition to Urban Dictionary today and just 45 minutes later I got an e-mail to say that it had been accepted. Urban Dictionary flush or what?!
When the toilet looks like it's not going to flush, but suddenly lets go at the last minute. Happens especially when you start digging for the plunger. Ususally a pleasant surprise (especially when in a strange bathroom with no plunger).
Guy triumphantly emerging from bathroom: "Flush fake-out! I thought I was going to have to wrestle that turd down the toilet, but just as I reached for the plunger it let go all on its own."
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The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.
This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....
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