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The feeling experienced prior to christmas day when you simply can't continue shopping due to excessive tiredness, confusion and anxiety. Usually triggered by many hours spent in shopping malls, mall fatigue will cause you make bad consumer decisions in an attempt to finish quickly and escape the horror of the christmas shopping rush.
Shopper 1: "I simply can't go on. I think I have mall fatigue."
Shopper 2: "I can tell - your eyes are red and you can't walk in a straight line."
Shopper 1: "I know. Make it stop!"
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A mall with at least 2 of the following. Target, BestBuy, WalMart, Depeartment Store, MegaPlex Movie Theaters, teens hanging out ala MallRats.
Liberty Tree Mall, Danvers MA USA
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A security guard that works within a mall. They are necessary because of all the mall people. A Mall Mounty usually walks around the mall patrolling all the crevices and giving mall people a hard time. A mall mounty is a mall people's worse enemy.
check out the mall mounty scolding the group of mall people.
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those fags that hang out around hot topic, not in the store but just outside of it.
hey... look at those faggot mall schodes... haha.... fags.
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The sweat you accumulate on and around your balls while holding your girlfriend's bags while mall shopping
My mall balls have caused a pooling in my taint from hours of bag holding
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The fags that think they are badass real cops that ban you from the mall, arrest you, and send you to jail.
mall security banned me from the mall for a year and arrested me.
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A girl who goes to a mall to prowl for guys or girls to hook up with. She may hookup just for fun or in exchange for clothes, ipod, cd's, and other goodies. Reasons that a mall is better than a club: (1)More people to choose from (2)Much safer environment (3)Clubs are too dark and noisy (4)Don't have to be 21 (5)Malls are usually closer too home (6)It's the perfect cover for what she's really shopping for (7)Combine two favorite things - shopping n sex (8)No cover charge (9)Easier to get there n back (10)Better food
Look at that mall whore flirting with that guy just to feed her face some Dairy Queen.
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