Don't Tas Me Bro!

A last minute plea for mercy. This phrase is usually uttered seconds before an inevitable beat-down or an encounter with overwhelming force which has usually been asked for by over-the-top behavior on the part of the victim.
(First uttered by Univerity of Florida college student Andrew Meyer just before he was tasered by University of Florida police during a John Kerry appearance at UF.)

"When I finally caught my little brother and administered a much-deserved noogie, he kept yelling 'Don't tas me bro!' while screaming like a little girl."

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Comme ta mere

French language for "so's your mum"

Girl1 : "You're a tit"

Girl2 : "Comme ta mere"

or

Girl1 : "You're a tit"

Girl2 : "So's your mum"

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Riha ta' Haq Alla

A fishy smell, closely resembling the local fish sold in Marsaxlokk. This smell is normally projected after intense vaginal sex

Bro, bamadonna x'Riha ta' Haq Alla ghandek fil-karozza dalghodu

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bo ta bo lam pa

Challenging one to finish one's drink, in Hokkien literally meaning "No finish no balls".

Usually shout this loudly prior to getting everyone to drink.

You can also shout this at the person who is last to finish the drink.

BO TA BO LAM PA!! BOTTOMS UP!!

Wow James, you really bo lam pa!!!

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Ta qifsha nonen en pidh

All Albanien guys say this. If you dont say "Ta qifsha nonen en pidh" you ain't albanien.
You usually learn these words by your uncle when you are 1 year old.
Ta qifsha nonen en pidh means I fuck your mom in pussy.

Albanien guy 1.
give me you iphone charger

Albanien guy 2

No i have only 5 procent

Albanien guy 1

ehh Ta qifsha nonen en pidh

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Test Avoidance Syndrome (TAS)

Test Avoidance Syndrome is a legitimate and common disease found in teenagers right before an exam. Common symptoms are sudden illness, procrastination, and the urge not to go to school the next day.

1: "We have that terms quiz tomorrow for APUSH tomorrow..."
2: "Oh... I can't go to school tomorrow... I have Test Avoidance Syndrome (TAS).
1: "#%$&er..."

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baga mi as pula in gura ta

it´s romanian and means something like "i put my dick in your mouth"

stranger: screw you
you:baga mi as pula in gura ta

stranger: thats not good :(

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