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fuck me in the teddy grahams

Speaks for itself.

terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.

I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.

by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014

6πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.

"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."

by leh February 19, 2007

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free

awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no

by pp poo poo ea sports December 9, 2020

9πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


teddy kinch

a little boy named teddy who is silly and cute

look at that teddy kinch over there

by twergy January 3, 2023


Brown Teddy Anni

Brown Teddy Anniversary is the anal sex milestone of the relationship

Hey baby I look forward to some of that Brown Teddy Anni action

by Oscar63 September 13, 2020


Joseph β€œTeddy” Romero

The man at the top of Buena High Schools most wanted list. Dangerous man, fast, sexy, unstoppable.

Ay did you hear what Joseph β€œTeddy” Romero did?
Yeah he’s got a huge cock.

by ClowninOnAHomie November 15, 2019