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fuck me in the teddy grahams

Speaks for itself.

terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009

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cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.

I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.

by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.

"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."

by leh February 19, 2007

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teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free

awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no

by pp poo poo ea sports December 9, 2020

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The Teddy

A school prank which consists of you locker dunking someone and then it is immediately followed by a teabag while the person is on the floor. Simply locker dunk and hang from the locker and slowly slide down to do the teabag.

I'm going to do The Teddy on him today in school.

by D-Teal May 27, 2011


Zeddy Teddy

Zeddy Teddy

Hi Zeddy Teddy

by Ew2412011 August 28, 2023


angry teddy frye

when two homosexuals touch dick eyes over a hairy asshole and it looks like a moustache

dude i cant believe that those guys want to give me an angry teddy frye.

by teddy frye January 3, 2017