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June 25

Interational pet-your-cat day. Keep calm and pet your precious kittens. It can be some real cats, or a genetically engineered catgirl/catboy, or your beautiful boo, everyone who is as cute as a little kitty you should caress today.

- hey, i dunno what day it is.
- oh dear, it's june 25 today. international pet-your-cat day. you should be ready to be petted

by melissatea October 15, 2019

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


October 25

The 25th day of October. Probably someone's birthday, I don't know. Also the 32nd day of Autumn, or Fall.

October 25 is the 25th day of October.

by DeltaGamerAlt October 24, 2019

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


25 lighters

25 lighters is

how you get paid.

Being from H-town and steeped in the culture the prior definition is logistically taxing and inaccurate. . You can’t open a lighter and put anything in them. That’s time consuming and a waste of a lighter. The reason you would have 25 lighters on your dresser is if you sell then you know people go all night. Sometimes the only thing that would stop them is running their lighters down to nothin. Hence. A smart dealer buys lighters in bulk to keep the smokers going til the money runs out. Not the butane.

John: Man, that my jam. DJ DMD, Fat Pat and Lil Keke all went hard on "25 lighters". That shit is a dirty south classic!

by Mjp1411 March 31, 2021

21πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


april 25

april 25 is the national drunk text day. it's the day that you can get HAMMERED and drunk text anyone in your contacts and not deal with the consequences

boy: "i miss you"
girl:"it's april 25 isn't it?"

by wtfdoiputhere? April 22, 2019

17πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


july 25

July 25 is a day for everyone. It can't be defined as one thing only it is a day of fun for swimming a hot day with all your friends and a pool party it is off topic but it's the day after Amelia airheart

Im so excited to go the the pool July 25 with my boyfriend and other friends!

by July 25 July 2, 2017

52πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


25 december

Sexy ass day, is a day when your girl friend goes crazy and asks you to slap she on be ass!
You can do this with any girl or woman with celebrates this mirobolant day!

Slap ass and you and your gf will be very happy, belive me :D, celebrate Christmas and 25 december lol, do something sexy with ur life

by LabagiuPeViata December 15, 2020

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


December 25

LEVI'S BIRTHDAY! Everyone forgets because of Christmas, but Levi Ackerman's birthday should always be celebrated. He is so amazing and cool.

person A: Do you know what day it is? It's December 25th which means it's Christmas!
ultimate cool person: WRONG! It's THE Levi Ackerman's Birthday!!!

by shennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 26, 2020

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž