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Where two guys go at it and one of them bites off the tip of the other guy's penis.
Dustin: Let's do the Australian Scarlet Woman.
Bryce: Okay, what is tha-AAAAAAAAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK?!
Dustin: That's the Australian Scarlet Woman.
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A university created by the federal government in 1946 located in Canberra, Australia.Has a quite large campus with lots of nice trees and big concrete balls on the ground.According to the Times it's ranked 16th in the world (the first in Australia), thereby making it the best university in Australia. A somewhat rival is the University of Canberra. Has a good reputation, but still a bit... iffy. Abbreviated to 'ANU'. This leads to many hilarious acronyms and abbreviations (for example: "Australian National University Student" become "ANUS").
Dude #1: "Hey dude, what uni do you go to?"
Dude #2: "The Australian National University."
Dude #1: "Awesome."
Dude #2: "Yeah, better than UC."
Dude #1: "Hey, I go to UC!"
Dude #2: "Awesome."
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usually a rare species type of an enib only one in the world
The (australian shepherd )was triangular.
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The act of being put on your hands and knees (doggy style) with a cow bell tightly strapped to your neck with a thick leather belt and then having 5 or more aboriginals gang bang you
I.e cattle prod may be used
I let some friends australian cattle fuck me.
A potent mixed drink, usually part of a late-night drinking session at dive bars or pubs between a young bogan and his friends, often consumed as a statement of strength. The drink is made as follows:
1. 3/4 Schooner (425ml Beer Glass) VB
2. 1/2 Schooner Goon (Fruity Lexia) do not put red wine in it trust me
3. And a shot of rum Bundaberg Rum
4. Drop the shot into the Schooner and slam it down
Bogan: Can I get a Australian Letter Bomb?
Bartender: What's that?
Bogan: You work in a bar and you don't know what and Australian Letter Bomb is?
n: the act of forming a bowl out of your ball skin in the shower, letting it if fill up with water, and then having your significant other drink from the makeshift skin cup of ball water
“Hey babe, can I drink from the Australian Skin Cup tonight?”
“I want to take a sip from the land down under”
Accidentally exposing your tramp stamp/ass crack at an inopportune time.
Rob: "Did you see Mrs. Johnson today? She totally showed us some Australian Cleavage Backstyle when she bent down to pick up those papers."
Edward: "Yeah, it was totally hot. Who knew she had a tramp stamp?"