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A fireplace that you can afford
" Dude, nice candle."
" Thanks, wanna roast marshmallows?"
" Totally
a portable device capable of cooking a medium child to an extent
pass me the candle these children will thaw out if we dont roast thum now
Cigarette; cigar; any cylindrical object that can be lit and smoked.
My mom came into my room and asked why it smelled like smoke. I told her I was lighting a candle.
The act of sucking fresh fecal residue off of a girl’s ass hair during intercourse
My girl finally let me suck the frosting on candles laste night
when something is truly sopping wet
*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
That is my votive candle definition and story.