(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.
I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.
After u bang your lover so good that if she trys to walk rite after her legs will be all wabully like when a baby deer trys to stand for the first time
I gave her the dick so good when she tried to stand up rite after but she had baby deer legs
When u have great sex àll night and when she gets dressed n morning her legs are wobbly like A baby deer.
Oh one of us is gonna have baby deer legs n the morning
Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.
When a man is about to cum but he holds it back then procedes to chase his girl around the room trying to splatter her with the semen.
I went on an Idaho deer hunt last night, I shot the wrong one.
When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!