The guy in a gayorgy that is responsible for suckin the jizz out of everyone elses ass!!!
Hey Carlton U are the feltch farmer for tonights orgy!!! U in???
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Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!
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The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.
Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.
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A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.
Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!
Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!
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Adj. To be unscientific. To do something in an amatuerish and unsophisticated way.
It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!
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Code word for Goat Fucker aka. A.J. Vogrinetz.
Alex is such a goat Farmer...
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To farm a lady up the cornhole.
She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....
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