Fort Minor

Music for polo wearing bros. The song Remember The Name is sooooo lame.

I love blaring fort minor before my football game!

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hold down the fort

Taking care of the place you're at while others are gone.

As Sandy was leaving work, she said "hold down the fort" to Jill, who was now working alone.

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Fort Collins

A place located literally next to the middle of no where. High rents, low wages are common here. Three kinds of people live here. The first two are either your snot nosed hipsters or general retirees. The last are just complete fuckheads.

Steve: “Hey John i’m thinking of going to Fort Collins for the hipster coffee, is it worth it?”

John: “No way don’t go there, you’ll probably get raped by the locals.”

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fort mac hack

To expel air and bitumen from the lungs suddenly and noisily, often to keep the respiratory passages free of irritating material.

Tammy: Oorf! Horf! Aorfff!
Roddy: Is she dieing?
Abe: No, that's just the Fort Mac Hack.
Tammy: My breath registers at 87 octane.

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Fort Salonga, NY

Fort Salonga is a quite town located near the Long Island Sound. The town is very wooded and they are numerous secluded homes. the houses range from middle class to the rich. It is a predominately a white town. There is basically nothing to do here except go to Callahan's beach or to one of the private beaches located on the Long island Sound. The High School is located in Kings Park. All the rich kids that attend Kings Park High School are from Fort Salonga.

Fort Salonga, ny

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Fort Saint John

Total hick, scrub town.

Guy 1: Yo you goin' to Fort Saint John this weekend?

Guy 2: You mean that place full of white trash and low life natives? Fuck no.

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So Fort Worth

Down for whatever. If we trace the down for whatever expression back to its roots, DFW, we begin to see that the brains behind the Dallas Fort Worth area were saying that the city is for people who are up for anything or simply, down for whatever. Instead of saying "I'm Dallas Fort Worth" we simply say "So Fort Worth" which implies that you are completely down for anything.

Friend: Hey you want to catch the UFC fight tonight at Hooters?
Cooler friend: So fort worth (down for whatever - dfw - Dallas Fort Worth)

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